Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that orphans don't have a "home" to run to in baseball because they don't have a home in real life either. It's wordplay, get it? And you're laughing at orphans, which makes you a jerk, but hey, who am I to judge?