Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke! This joke is dark, but it's hilarious. See, orphans don't have a home to go to, so when they play baseball, they literally "can't go home"! Get it? I am sure it took you some time. By the way, your brain is so smooth, you could ice skate on it!