Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny 'cause it uses the word "home" in two ways. Like, baseball "home" is where you score, but "home" is also where you live. Orphans don't got no home to run to, ya dig? You probably don't since you're not batting a thousand in the brain department.
BurkieBoy
facts tho