Sport jokes
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Tyson?
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.