Sport jokes

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

She: Why?

He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?

Gracias.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?

They both make terrible hunters.