Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
