Sport

Sport jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Gay

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

Mexican

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.

Penandes

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

Book

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Sex

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

Orphan

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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  • Hunter

    What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?

    They both make terrible hunters.

    Baseball

    Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

    'Cause they'll eat the bat!

    Country

    What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

    America.

    Stereotype

    Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?

    Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

    Bike

    Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

    Tampon

    Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

    So they don't whistle on the way down!