Sport jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They ain't got no home to run to.

"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?

Gracias.

Why are retards good at basketball?

'Cause they dribble all the time!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.

You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?

They both make terrible hunters.

Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.