Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.