Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Sport Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
I miss playing baseball.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
