Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Memes
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.