Sport jokes
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.