Sport jokes
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
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Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I miss playing baseball.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.