Sport jokes
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.