Sport jokes
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"