Sport jokes
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.