Sport jokes
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I miss playing baseball.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.