Sport jokes
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.