The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
