Sport jokes
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.