Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Messi chiquito...
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.