Sport

Sport jokes

Cricket

What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?

The entire English innings.

Memes

Golfer

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play rounders?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

Orphan

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?

They don't know where home plate is.

Dad

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

Javelin

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Homophobia

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Call

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Friend

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.