Sport jokes
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Memes
Pov what happens when your drunk and play football
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.