Sport jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What is baseball?
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.