What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Sport Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
