Puns

Anne

What’s a delinquent mittens’ favorite sport? Badminton

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies I dont have a sports car in my garage

Country

Anonymous

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country

Jail

Anonymous

Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base

Job

Anonymous

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy’s job title?

A masterbator

Orphan

Anonymous

What’s and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that’s the only time they can run home.

Fat

Anonymous

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting

Kid

Eric Marco

Where do religious kids practice sports in the prayground

Orphan

Ashley g

What’s an orphans favourite sport? Tennis because it’s the only love they’ll get

Orphan

Anonymous

WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLIMPIC SPORT… DODGE THE COATHANGER

Orphan

Anonymous

WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLYMPIC SPORT… DODGE THE COATHANGER

America

DaddyCHILLLL

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America

Jack

MAGAnon

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400…some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they’re still leaving. Women’s rights? Nah, dudes in women’s sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

Puns

Jerry mc ferry terry

p=person (not original ‘‘pun’’)

p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)

Orphan

i have fat clit

why do orphans not play sport? because they need parents permission

America

Anonymous

whats is a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross country because they dont need to be in America Mexico was made for them

Orphan

YOUR F...ING MOM

what are orphan favorite sports team? the home team

Flat

The jokester

Girl: boys are like sports they get played

Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

Watch

Allan C.

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I’m wondering why black people don’t just take over the earth.

Personal

Anonymous

Whats a person in a wheelchairs favourite sport?

Jousting

Offensive

Anonymous

What is mexico’s favourite sport? Cross country

Country

Anonymous

What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country