Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
Memes
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.