Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call ball drama?
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.