Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
how fun
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!