Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
