Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What’s a Mexicans favorite sport?
Cross-country
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports"
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey. To remind him what colour his piss is meant to be.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
