What’s a delinquent mittens’ favorite sport? Badminton
Whats the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies I dont have a sports car in my garage
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy’s job title?
What’s and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that’s the only time they can run home.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Where do religious kids practice sports in the prayground
What’s an orphans favourite sport? Tennis because it’s the only love they’ll get
WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLIMPIC SPORT… DODGE THE COATHANGER
WHAT IS A UNBORN BABIES OLYMPIC SPORT… DODGE THE COATHANGER
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
What are mexicans favorite sport?
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400…some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they’re still leaving. Women’s rights? Nah, dudes in women’s sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
p=person (not original ‘‘pun’’)
p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)
why do orphans not play sport? because they need parents permission
whats is a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross country because they dont need to be in America Mexico was made for them
what are orphan favorite sports team? the home team
Girl: boys are like sports they get played
Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I’m wondering why black people don’t just take over the earth.
Whats a person in a wheelchairs favourite sport?
What is mexico’s favourite sport? Cross country
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country