My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why is Basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey. To remind him what colour his piss is meant to be.
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
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Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What's a delinquent mittens' favorite sport? Badminton
