Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
For Da Boys
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.