What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
