What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
