Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Memes
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How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆