Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
comment your favorite sport
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What's a delinquent mittens' favorite sport? Badminton
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? Because he didn’t know where home was
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
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Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
