Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
my dad is good
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Fat Lever.