Sport jokes
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!