Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
And I would walk 500 more!
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.