Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball? The don’t know where home is.😢
Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they don't know what is a homebase is.
Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
