Sport jokes
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.