Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
