What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
Why do gay people like sports?
Bc they get to play with balls.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball? The don’t know where home is.😢
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they don't know what is a homebase is.
