Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots