Sport jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Fat Lever.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.