Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
how fun
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.