Sport jokes
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Awesome, amazing game!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.