Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
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Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.