"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? Because he didn’t know where home was
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
why cant orphans play base ball cuz they cant run home
Why can't orhapns play base ball? Because they can't find home
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball Because they cannot find the home
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
what is Africa's most famous sport?
the hunger games.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
i like dicks.......sporting goods
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
