Sport jokes
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.