Sport Jokes

My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.

why cant orphane play baseball? they cant find home

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA

I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE

What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeballs

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other

Why is Basketball called basketball?

Because you play with a basket

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.

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why does Adolf hate golf?

He ended up in the bunker

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.