What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
