Sport jokes
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
how fun
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.