Sport

Sport jokes

Orphan

Q: Can orphans hit a home run?

A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Memes

Frog

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

Orphanage

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

Foot

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Orphan

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Bowling Ball

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Football

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.