Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
Where do religious kids practice sports in the prayground
What's the difference between Rorochan and Skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball Because they cannot find the home
Why can't orhapns play base ball? Because they can't find home
why cant orphans play base ball cuz they cant run home
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Pool table.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Girl: boys are like sports they get played
Boy: girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Shit, if somebody invades America, the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go.
We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets has become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out?
Hell, the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit, Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have Comedy Central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the United States. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
