Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.