Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.