Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Sport Jokes
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
