Sport jokes
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.