Sport jokes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."