Sport jokes
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Memes
Tom aint Tom
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.