Sport jokes
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
I miss playing baseball.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.