Sport jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.