Sport jokes
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Memes
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.