Sport jokes
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
When your girl wants to hug when your watching the game
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!