Sport jokes
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Memes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.