Sport jokes
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.