Sport jokes
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.