Sport jokes
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.