Sport jokes
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What do you call ball drama?