Sport jokes
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What do you call ball drama?
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.