Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Orphan Baseball
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it's a play on words. See, orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, get it? And in baseball, "home" is where you score. You probably still don't get it, you're probably one of those city folks.
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