Sport jokes
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.