Sport jokes
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
I miss playing baseball.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.