Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.