What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball Because they cannot find the home
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
what are orphan favorite sports team? the home team
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
