Sport

Sport Jokes

Why canโ€™t orphans play baseball?

Because they canโ€™t find home plate.

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro ๐Ÿค‘ 2. Sell Pernandes ๐Ÿค‘ 3. Sell Bencho ๐Ÿค‘ 4. Sell Trashford ๐Ÿค‘ 5. Terminate penaldo ๐Ÿค‘ 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal ๐Ÿ“

These came down deep from my heart. Donโ€™t let me down again, please.

I am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa. โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" ๐Ÿ˜ญ. I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ