Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Sport Jokes
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
