Sport jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.