Sport jokes
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.