Sport

Sport jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because there would be no home base.

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

What is better than a paralympic gold medal?

Walking! 😂😂😂

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫