Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.