Sport jokes
Manchester City is gay.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Fat Lever.