Sport jokes
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Manchester City is gay.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.