Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
Fat Lever.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Pool table.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
