Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.