there was this down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop and he did he pulled someone over and said " know why i pulled you over?" the guy replied " because i was speeding? " he said " no because your black
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there bodyβs
Because they donβt have they in the inside
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
