Speed

Speed Jokes

One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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