Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Canโt get out of first gear!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.