Speed

Speed Jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

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The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"