If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
nsjajahdahwggwdgdvtwqfdvgcqgvhheydgdygsydgdfydwfwdgsqgsgyd
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
