You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
"Stop it," said he.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
