Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
