Why wasnât the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why wasnât the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didnât make it.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.