Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
So I was on Google and on my computer it had windows when Steven hawkings died it shut down sound plays and wouldn't turmoil on again
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the "p" is silent
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know I was too busy wanking
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
People with down syndrome have a specific skill only they have, they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
