Wee snaw.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Loud Korea noise.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
About a dog
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
The butt quack one.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
