What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
Sound Jokes
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What do cows listen to on headphones?
moo-sic.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
trolololololloollllol
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
