How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up...... Human: :D Sun: I want to BuRn you......... Human: ....... Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you..... Human: I should be going now Sun: LET ME KILL YOU Human: *Screams his last sound*
Knock knock
Who’s there
Who
Who who
You sound like an owl
They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
So I was on Google and on my computer it had windows when Steven hawkings died it shut down sound plays and wouldn't turmoil on again
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
