Retarted jokes

I'm fucking retarded.

Alya is so retarded.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.