Retarted jokes

I'm fucking retarded.

Alya is so retarded.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?