Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
SOS Jokes
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
