SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."

For all of my musicians out there!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Why do nuns walk in groups?

So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.

Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?

They moan louder than your speakers.