What did the buffalo say to the buffalos son ..................... bi son
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
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Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
what do they call Dwayne "the rocks" Johnson's son? The Pebble
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No to the morgue”
Batman: I’m vengeance
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad
Batman: ...
Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go
dad i love you son i love you
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
what did the Deagle say to the G17? "Son, you're rushing, but in someway, i like it.
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
When you say to your dad ............................... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DAD BE LIKE ....... WHO WANTS MY SON NAN BE LIKE ME KID BE LIKE ........AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX WHAT ARE ROUX SAYS NAN UM THERE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS NAN BE LIKE LETS GET SOME ROUX
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
