Sons jokes
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
What did the DJ name his son?
Eric.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."