I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
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Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
soory no adults aloud
only 3 per-son
What do you call your son An mistake
What did the buffalo say to the buffalos son ..................... bi son
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
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Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
what do they call Dwayne "the rocks" Johnson's son? The Pebble
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
