Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
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Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
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Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
Orphans prayer In the name of the The son The holy Spirit Amen
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off he looks a his son and says I didn't know back to school sales started yet.
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2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
