What do you call an orphan like football?because someone will actually give him something
For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
knock knock whos there who who who are you a owl or something
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob then here's something for you. Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have ngl
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan? The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
john walk into pat at the barn he was dancing nacked in front of a tractor john said hey pat what you doing pat said well me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed so I went to a therapist and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
whats something red that is bad for your teeth?
a brick.
