I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant super-vision".
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Hey Yall, You want to read something funny. Then look up greater tuna OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID(Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Son:mom can i tell you something?
Mom:yes of course honey whats up?
Son:ok U HAVE TERRIBLE JOKES THERE NOT EVEN FUNNY
MOm:well i made you
Yo mama so stupid she though seaweed was something fish smoke
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
