went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian" SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl dont even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
why dont you see black people with down syndrome? Because god doesnt punish someone twice
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night Goddammit Jamal
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
*someone on here said it previously* My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
If you ever think no one cares about you?
Kill someone, than the news will.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
