Someone jokes
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Kindly yeet someone!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!