Someone jokes
can someone please tell what happened?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"