Someone jokes
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.