Someone jokes

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have someone to call daddy.

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.

Class: no one stands up.

Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*

Little Johnny: *stands up*

Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?

Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Thomas Montgomery would eat his fillet of fish in bed every night. He had fillet of fish bedding and everything. His roommates always asked him, "Why are you eating your fillet of fish in bed?" He wouldn't reply.

His family took him to the best psychologist in the field. Thomas continued emptying his bank account on fillet of fish to eat in bed. His friend said one day, took a picture of Thomas and told him to say cheese. They laughed and went there separate ways. Then in bed that night, Thomas kept on thinking to himself, "I never said cheese before someone snapped my picture." He repeated it again. The next day he thanked his friend, "Fillet in him feel better."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!