Someone jokes
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: No one stands up.
Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*
Little Johnny: *stands up.*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.