Someone jokes

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?

When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?

A to-go order.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.

Class: No one stands up.

Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*

Little Johnny: *stands up.*

Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?

Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.

Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕

Why did the orphans like church so much?

So they had someone to call father...

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.