Someone jokes
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.