What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
There was someone who slept late......he missed the dream!!
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
What do you call someone who fixes walls? Juan probably.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
what do you call someone that no one loves...... orphan
Why did the orphan become a prostitude? So they could finally call someone daddy
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
"when someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
When someone says "did i ask?" say "Then why did you respond."
When someone says you’re an orphan say..........I least I was wanted unlike you
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto
