me: i have depression
someone: u should get out more! go outside
me: *goes to the beach* now its a tropical depression
me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
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Looks like someones funny bones broken!
Ok so km bored depressed and lonley someone wanna talk....
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
Why did an orphan have S** To have someone to call daddy.
Why did the orphan go to church so he had someone to call dad 🤣🤣
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If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
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someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
why do orphans pray to God.
so they have someone to call father
