small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, I can also tell if they are standing.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
What's the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke