Someone jokes
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.