What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,
Because they needed someone to call daddy
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: "What's wrong?" I said "How could you tell something was wrong?" they replied "you were looking forlorn"
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
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Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it
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The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on, I said : Are you an orphan?. He said : Yeah what gave me away? I said : Your parents buddy
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When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
Why do orphans go to church. Because they can call someone father
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
