Someone jokes

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.

It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they can call someone father!

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Follow me if you know someone smart.