Soda jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Memes
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.