Soda

Soda jokes

Woman

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

NASA

Why does NASA only serve Coke?

Because they can't get Seven-Up!

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  • Wife

    My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

    I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

    Sprite

    I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

    But I got seven Up.

    Water

    Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

    Job

    I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

    Nazi

    Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

    They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

    Soda Can

    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

    He was lucky it was a soft drink!

    Hand

    A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

    Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

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