Soda jokes
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!