Soda jokes
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.