Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
What is your true crush? - A soda crush
why is drinking soda so sad?
Its soda-pressing
why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?
his wife died
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool
have you heard about my new can crushing job?
it's soda-pressing
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
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I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
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