Society jokes
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE