Society jokes
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Memes
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.