Society jokes
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Memes
Quora asking the real questions.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...