Society jokes
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...