Society jokes

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.

Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.

Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Why do homeless people commit crimes?

They get a bed in jail.

Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?

Because he doesn’t have any.

When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.

Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.

What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.