Society jokes
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.