Society jokes
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.