Society jokes
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?