Society jokes
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.