Society jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?