Society jokes
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
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An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"