Society jokes
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
I am an Indian joke.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."