Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.