Society jokes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.