Society jokes

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising flour.

Why can't orphans watch PG?

They don't have any parental guidance.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

I made a website for orphans.

There’s no homepage.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.