Society jokes
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.