Society jokes
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.