Society jokes
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
A man walks into a bar.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Mosely in a white van.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.