A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
My son's class is having a career day next week.
He was all embarrassed about having a mother who works at the AISH office.
We've agreed that I'll tell his class I'm a prostitute.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
