Society jokes
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
No one gives a fuck.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.