Society jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.