Society jokes
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.