Society jokes
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.