What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Society Jokes
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
