Society jokes
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
No one gives a fuck.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.