Society jokes
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
No one gives a fuck.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."