I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. ðŸ˜ðŸ’”
No one gives a fuck.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Couy.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
