Society jokes
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."