Society jokes
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
No one gives a fuck.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.