Society jokes
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.