Society

Society Jokes

Orphan

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Stereotype

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Kid

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

Abortion

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Birthday

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Dude

I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔

Orphan

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

Orphan

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

People

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!