Society jokes
No one gives a fuck.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."