Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Society Jokes
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
No one gives a fuck.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
