Society jokes
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.