Society jokes
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!